Random Lists


  • That One Band (Our debut CD would be “One-Hit Wonders” and our 2nd CD would be “Letdown.” I came up with this in high school.)
  • Fuzzy Little Bunnies
  • Gravity Always Wins (This would be my Radiohead-tribute band.)
  • We Value Your Patronage
  • Dammit, Man!
  • Frogland Ambassadors
  • Dimestore Ninjas (Partial credit for this one goes to my work friend Rob.)
  • The Regretables
  • escalators
  • Cirque de Sole
  • “Lost in the Supermarket” by The Clash
  • Christian romance novels
  • commercials starring dead people
  • Justice Antonin Scalia
  • the word “proactive”
  • attic ladders
  • French cars
  • incorrect punctuation on signs
  • toddlers in bikinis
  • Vladimir Putin